There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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