sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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