I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
