i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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