"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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