hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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