I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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