just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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