If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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