Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
