Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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