escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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