I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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