we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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