I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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