fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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