Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Randomize
