He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
