Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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