I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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