Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
