thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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