The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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