Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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