Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize