**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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