what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its not stalking. its research.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just blew my weed a kiss
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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