Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
