shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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