I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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