i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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