My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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