Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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