OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize
