i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I will be naked everywhere
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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