jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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