My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
