I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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