he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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