Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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