i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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