i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
No more Irish car bombs ever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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