3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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