You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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