Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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