people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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