Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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