i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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