That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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