Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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